Thank you Loki, for standing by me, a gentle guide and father. When I ask you for guidance well you slap me with it
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Thank you Loki, for standing me all these years while I ignored, distrusted and thought disrespectful things of you. Please accept my sincerest apologies.

I am immensely grateful that you have been in my life, even if I now only recognize it. I commit myself to you always.

Thank you Loki, for helping me get through my recent surgery even though I haven't been as attentive to you as I should be.

Loki, please help me end this loneliness I've been feeing. I've always been a solitary soul, and while overall my life feels satisfactory this feeling is creeping through the cracks. Show me my true path. Light my way through this darkness.

For this, I have left out a generous helping of mead upon your altar. I shall serve and adore you in every possible way.

Hail Loki!